Tube Travel at Rush Hour

If you're one of those people whose favourite state

Is squashed on all sides, you will think that it's great

To travel by tube, when the rush hour is on,

And hopes of a seat have most certainly gone.

If you like to be hot, so your clothes are soon wet,

While jammed between people you've not really met,

Breathing in air that is humid and stale,

While many around you look dizzy and pale;

The tube is for you, if you're that way inclined,

For during the rush hour, that's just what you'll find.

But if you like comfort, and somewhere to sit,

Then rush hour tube travel won't suit you a bit,

For it's crowded and sticky and terribly hot -

But for getting to work may be all that you've got.