Nicola

She wants a second referendum, for the first it’s true to say,

Though she campaigned without ceasing, failed of course to go her way.

And now instead of just accepting that the people had said “no”,

She’s determined she’ll keep trying, hoping her support will grow.

Never mind that that she has problems, and the money isn’t there

Now the price of oil’s gone downwards; but she doesn’t seem to care.

What she wants in independence, even if it well may mean,

Life in Scotland may be harder after than it’s ever been.