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Wednesday 28 September 2016

Fight the Flab



“Skinnies” of the world unite,
Against the flab don’t fail to fight,
For you are healthier than those
Who wear the larger size of clothes.
Hypertension, cancer too,
Occur less frequently in you.
Rates of heart disease go down
Among the slimmer ones in town
Infertility is less
And pregnancy has lower stress.
Problems with arthritis fall
In those who aren’t as round as tall
Depression too arises more
And rates of diabetes soar
In those whose weight is far too high,
Hastening the day they die.
So staying slim’s a good idea,
Since healthwise you’ll have less to fear.

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