If You the Believe the Internet

If you believe the internet, you’ll have some strange ideas,

And almost certainly be wracked by many cares and fears;

World War III has now begun, and bombs will shortly fall,

Enough to devastate the earth and likely kill us all.

Hillary has long been dead; a double’s filled her place,

To carry on campaigning in the Presidential race.

Lizards form throughout the world a very secret band

And they are now the ones in charge of almost every land,

An ice age soon is coming, and we all had best prepare,

For arctic cold in winter and for ice sheets everywhere.

The Russians are prepared for war, and ready to invade,

The Germans are aware of this and have their plans all made.

Civil war will soon occur in France and the USA,

The world will very shortly end, as early as today.

Conspiracies are everywhere, and no-one can avoid,

The chance that all they value will quite short be destroyed.

Food will in the future be in very shortly supply,

So everyone should stockpile now, to make sure they’ll get by.

Revelations are to come which will destroy all chance,

For certain politicians that their party will advance.

On the internet, of course, there always will be room

For people who enjoy the chance to spread some doom and gloom,

So one needs to be careful and to clearly think things through

For much that’s on the internet quite simply isn’t true.