Ann Widdecombe for the House of Lords

Ann Widdecombe for the House of Lords would be an excellent choice;
They could only benefit from giving her a voice.
To scrutinise prospective laws and check what they contain,
Needs someone who has commonsense and doesn't lack a brain.
A person noted for her standards and who doesn't care a jot,
Whether people share her views and principles or not.
A person with integrity, who knows what she believes,
Who's not afraid to challenge all injustice she perceives.
A person who will always take the line of what is right,
And seeing something that is wrong, is not afraid to fight.
A person whose experience means that little now is new,
Who lets her Christian background be at all times within view.
Whose honesty is legend, and who doesn't tend to mix,
With anyone it's possible is up to dirty tricks.
Ann Widdecombe would seem to be the sort of person who,
Is needed in the House of Lords, for in that varied crew,
There's no-one like her, and she'd bring much sense to each debate,
So maybe she will be among the next peers they create.